the guillotine part I: sebastiAn and sébastien

let the french revolution begin. in the guillotine, i'll cover the best electronic artists to come from everyones least favorite country, france. sebastiAn is an associated act with justice and daft punk, so odds are you're gonna like him. sébastien tellier isn't really electro, but more french pop (so sue me), his tracks are pretty remixable though. his most recent album has probably had every song remixed by different artists already. i put up one of my favorite remixes by danger (also french, and i'll put up more by him in another guillotine post). "sexual sportswear" mixes both artists together and comes out sounding something like ratatat, which is a good thing. "la ritournelle" you'll notice is not electro, but i guarantee it will put you in a happy mood for the 7+ minutes it plays, i could listen to it over and over and never get tired of it.

SebastiAn - Momy (mp3) (mfire)

The Kills - Cheap and Cheerful (SebastiAn Remix) (mp3) (mfire)

Sébastien Tellier - Sexual Sportswear (SebastiAn Remix) (mp3) (mfire)

Sébastien Tellier - Divine (Danger Remix) (mp3) (mfire)

Sébastien Tellier - La Ritournelle (mp3) (mfire)

the rest of discotech.

as per request, i've upped the rest of the discotech i have. omg i'm so fucking drunk. enjoy.

The Rest of DiscoTech (mfire)

mashup monday mashups.

more of the same... odds are you already own this in your music library

super secret surprise album #2 (mfire)

i'll give you a hint:

whatever you may think, this is NOT night ripper

but it may be by an artist that rhymes with hurl chalk

UFC 97 BITCHES

tomorrow night is ufc in montreal... and it will be fucking epic. why not celebrate with some canadian hardcore fight music? kreeyate pumps out some high energy electro that makes you wanna stab bitches. what better way to get psyched up to see some fucking blood? suck on these.

KreeYate - Do It Or Die (ReKreeYated) (mp3) (mfire)

KreeYate - I Like To Party! (mp3) (mfire)

KreeYate - Class Act Felony (mp3) (mfire)

prepare to drink aggressively.

kanye west, boy genius lyrical wordsmith voice of a generation, NEW SONG!

kanye west, boy genius lyrical wordsmith voice of a generation, has released a NEW SINGLE. check it.

Kanye West - Gay Fish (mp3) (mfire)

discotech

discotech can remix anything and people would like it. they can make vanilla ice sound like the best rapper ever. they can make celine dion sound good enough so that you don't feel the need to slit your wrists and set yourself on fire. they one up the bloody beetroots in taking any genre of music and being able to tune it up to the point where it is actually 150% better than the original. they also do that thing i love by taking 80's songs and making them fucking epic, like "roxanne" and "thriller." shitty alternative? throw some chris cornell their way, that douchebag (i can't believe i used to like you). shitty rap? sure give 'em some eminem. MOTHERFUCKING COLDPLAY?!?!?!??? in that case, i like when the approach to remixing a song consists of playing the first 30 seconds, then getting rid of the parts that suck (the rest of the song) and replacing them with parts that are better because they sound nothing like the original. these guys can even remix good songs and not ruin them.

discotech is the best thing to come from germany since the holoc- i mean... hefeweizen...

the final solution.

The Police - Roxanne (DiscoTech Remix) (mp3) (mfire)

Michael Jackson - Thriller (DiscoTech Remix) (mp3) (mfire)

Eminem - Crack a Bottle (DiscoTech Remix) (mp3) (mfire)

T.I. - Whatever You Like (DiscoTech Remix) (mp3) (mfire)

Chris Cornell - Part of Me (DiscoTech Remix) (mp3) (mfire)

Coldplay - Viva la Vida (DiscoTech Remix) (mp3) (mfire)

Lykke Li - Little Bit (Gigamesh/DiscoTech Remix) (mp3) (mfire)

i want to bang you, lykke li.

how about nigga tuesday?

reposted...

the first installment of nigga tuesday (zip files suck)

tracks from NASA and POS. i don't normally like rap but his shit is awesome. his music is more in a "rock rap" genre, which i guess makes mainstream rap fans skeptical (thank linkin park and limp bizkit for that shit). i think the guitar riffs and stuff like that make hip-hop better, which is the same i have to say about the knux. "pos is ruining my life" is a good example of his style. watch the vid below for a track from his new album never better

P.O.S. - Get Smokes (mp3) (mfire)

P.O.S. - Stand Up (Let's Get Murdered) (mp3) (mfire)

P.O.S. - P.O.S. Is Ruining My Life (mp3) (mfire)

NASA aren't of african american decent (NASA meaning north america/south america), but these two producers lay down some sweet beats behind artists like kanye, method man, ghostface killah and odb. my favorite track is gifted ft. kanye, santigold and lykke li, whom i have many naughty dreams about. the vid is weird and trippy.

N.A.S.A. - Strange Enough (ft. Karen O, Ol' Dirty Bastard & Fatlip) (mp3) (mfire)

N.A.S.A. - N.A.S.A. Music (ft. Method Man, E-40 & DJ Swamp) (mp3) (mfire)

N.A.S.A. - Gifted (ft. Kanye West, Santigold and Lykke Li) (mp3) (mfire)

the bloody beetroots: redux

(this post has been redone because .zip files are evil and clog up the little webspace i have)

(also if you've never seen a computer before and don't know how to save a file by right clicking it and selecting save file as... you need serious help)

the bloody beetroots are some of the masters of remix. i especially love when cheesy 80's songs like "she's a maniac" get remixed into one fucking awesome track. check 'em out.

The Bloody Beetroots - Ezekiel Eats Red Hoodie (mp3) (mfire)

The Bloody Beetroots - Rombo (mp3) (mfire)

MSTRKRFT - Bounce (The Bloody Beetroots Remix) (mp3) (mfire)

The Toxic Avenger - Escape (The Bloody Beetroots Remix) (mp3) (mfire)

Les Petits Pilous - Jolie Fille (The Bloody Beetroots Remix) (mp3) (mfire)

Wu Tang Clan - Stomp (The Bloody Beetroots Remix) (mp3) (mfire)

Timbaland - Miscommunication (The Bloody Beetroots Remix) (mp3) (mfire)

Michael Sembello - She's a Maniac (The Bloody Betroots Remix) (mp3) (mfire)

watch the cornelius video too (NSFW)

the guillotine preview: digikid-84

the guillotine will be a segment that will contain all of the best french electronic music the french have to offer, since that's the only good thing to ever come from that god forsaken country (except crepes). to start off i put up a couple tracks from digikid-84, a fairly new french producer with a kind of hip-hop sound to his electro songs (he is black, so....)

Digikid-84 - Shot Down (mp3) (mfire)

Digikid-84 - B.BOY Underground (mp3) (mfire)

Digikid-84 - B.BOY Underground (Culture Prophet Remix) (mp3) (mfire)

mashup monday morning mashups.

super secret surprise album #1 (zip)

hint:
rhymes with curl walk

another hint:

dl this if you don't already have it

happy easter.