4.15.2009

discotech

discotech can remix anything and people would like it. they can make vanilla ice sound like the best rapper ever. they can make celine dion sound good enough so that you don't feel the need to slit your wrists and set yourself on fire. they one up the bloody beetroots in taking any genre of music and being able to tune it up to the point where it is actually 150% better than the original. they also do that thing i love by taking 80's songs and making them fucking epic, like "roxanne" and "thriller." shitty alternative? throw some chris cornell their way, that douchebag (i can't believe i used to like you). shitty rap? sure give 'em some eminem. MOTHERFUCKING COLDPLAY?!?!?!??? in that case, i like when the approach to remixing a song consists of playing the first 30 seconds, then getting rid of the parts that suck (the rest of the song) and replacing them with parts that are better because they sound nothing like the original. these guys can even remix good songs and not ruin them.

discotech is the best thing to come from germany since the holoc- i mean... hefeweizen...

the final solution.

The Police - Roxanne (DiscoTech Remix) (mp3) (mfire)


Michael Jackson - Thriller (DiscoTech Remix) (mp3) (mfire)

Eminem - Crack a Bottle (DiscoTech Remix) (mp3) (mfire)

T.I. - Whatever You Like (DiscoTech Remix) (mp3) (mfire)

Chris Cornell - Part of Me (DiscoTech Remix) (mp3) (mfire)

Coldplay - Viva la Vida (DiscoTech Remix) (mp3) (mfire)

Lykke Li - Little Bit (Gigamesh/DiscoTech Remix) (mp3) (mfire)

i want to bang you, lykke li.

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